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Sex and riding a bike
1. You have to keep pumping if you want to get anywhere.

2. Its best to wear protective head-gear when going into unfamiliar territory.

3. You can do it with no hands, but its best not to try it until you have a lot of experience.

4. Its easier to learn with the help of someone who has a lot of experience.

5. You can do it by yourself, but its usually not as much fun.

6. Its usually hard to control your speed the first few times you try.

7. Its best to have a soft place to land.

8. You dont need any special clothing, but you can get some if you are really into it.

9. If youre with someone who is having trouble keeping up, its usually best to slow down and wait for them.

10. Most people think it looks easy until they try it for the first time.

11. Once you learn, you never forget how.

12. If you fall off get right back on.

13. If you get a flat, try pumping it back up.

14. Remember to signal before you change direction.

15. Make sure that youve got a firm grip.

16. Sometimes its nice to have a cushy seat.

17. Once youre over the top, you can just coast the rest of the way.

18. Thats why some of them are called Mountin Bikes.

     love_hate0710 submitted 3 yrs ago
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Me, before the operation!
After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter.

Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one at hand.

"There might be some matches in the top drawer," she replied.

He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man.

Naturally, the guy began to worry.

"Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously.

"No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him.

"Your boyfriend then?" he asked.

"No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear.

"Well, who is he then?" demanded the bewildered guy.

Calmly, the girl replied, "Thats me before the operation."

     love_hate0710 submitted 3 yrs ago
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If my dad was gay and my mom was a prostitute
A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, "If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow Id be a little bull."

The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, "If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant."

The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid, "What if your dad was gay and your mom was a prostitute?!"

The kid smiles and says, "I would be a bus driver!"

     love_hate0710 submitted 3 yrs ago
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Copping a Feel on His Wedding Day

     love_hate0710 submitted 3 yrs ago
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Dignity check..

     love_hate0710 submitted 3 yrs ago
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Don't worry miss.. you are in good hands

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The new ipod docking station for lonely guys..

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2 Girls 1 Cup The Movie.. LOL!

     love_hate0710 submitted 3 yrs ago
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Gentlewoman..

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This kid absolute freaked out over getting WOW account canceled

     love_hate0710 submitted 3 yrs ago
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